I theorize this is Computeruler's to-do list:
1. eat breakfast.
a. curse lack of milk
b. eat dry miniwheats
c. wash down with orange juice
d. curse whoever got the pulp variety
2. feed dog
a. curse lack of dog food
b. use cat food to feed dog
3. feed cat
a. curse lack of cat food due to feeding dog with it
b. give cat tuna.
c. fend off jealous dog
4. go wait for bus
a. open front door
b. exit while door open
c. close door whilst on the exterior
d. repeat until successful
5. bus arrives.
a. realize you forgot something important
b. curse loudly. get thrown off bus.
c. meander back to house.
6. Open door to get back inside.
a. open front door
b. realize door is locked.
c. look in window and notice dog smiling. revenge is a B****
7. crawl in kitchen window.
a. Open window
b. crawl through opening
c. be witnessed by neighbors who proceed to call 911
8. find item you needed (can't go to school without your Mp3 player!
a. look under cat
b. look under dog
c. find in hamster cage.
d. wonder what some moron did to cause the police to be outside
9. Go back outside and start walking.
a. get stopped by police who question you
b. get taken into custody for breaking and entering
c. get questioned. three hours
10. finally get to school 10 minutes before final bell.
the end.
